Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Random Shiz

I don't really have a whole lot going on today so prepare yourselves for a lot of randomness.
My foray into selling my clothes at Ditto was an utter failure. I brought in two bags of clothes and they bought two items. Ironically, these were both items that I had purchased there before. I guess Goodwill will be the lucky recipient of my castoffs. I'll take my $7 and go buy some lottery tickets.

Have you seen that the Powerball is up to $425 million? That is just a crazy amount of money. I wouldn't even know what to do with that much. Oh wait, yes I do. Pay off all debt, buy a new house and car, set up college funds for all the girls, make sure that my family was well taken care of and TRAVEL.

I would still need to have some sort of job or something to occupy my time, though. I am not cut out to be a SAHM. Boredom would set in and I would gain back all my weight plus an extra 50 lbs. It wouldn't be pretty.

Speaking of not pretty, Hannah and I were playing a game Sunday afternoon when she told me to look up so she could take a picture of me. (Same girl who will hide from any camera pointed at her). Of course, I flash her my best sexy beast look. She then proceeds to use her auto caption app to load a caption to this awesome picture. This is what she ended up with:

I seriously laughed at this for 10 minutes straight. I had tears coming down my face. I guess all you need is your 16 year old daughter to take you down a peg for the world to make sense again. Or your 9 year old daughter to throw a hissy fit about not getting candy in the grocery store. Consider me humbled, lest I ever start to think that I am the shit again.

Why yes, she is drawing on my tablecloth


  1. I can't stop laughing - for real this caption is the best. I swear girl I am dying. Yep agree on the working thing - yes I will take the 425 million BUT let me work part time still;)

  2. Bahahahahaha. Oh to be a fly on the wall!!! LOL!!

  3. I love the random shizzz! And have no fear, I can't be a SAHM either. My anxiety would put me into the crazy house.

  4. OMG that app is sooo much fun! My girlfriends and I sat in a restaurant (following a bottle of wine) doing idcapthat to our crazy pics and were laughing so hard that I know we had to be annoying the people around us! But it was late and no one was *really* close so we said it was ok. ;)