Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Linking up with the doublemint twins

Not too much going on today so I thought I'd join in on the latest installment of Jake and Holly's Finish the Sentence linkup. You'd think they'd run out of sentences by now. And does anyone else want to go out and buy mint pants to match these two?

My happy place... is out in the sun. I seriously am like a cat, I will find the sunniest spot and just soak it all up. Our house is really dark too, (because Jason is a hermit) so you gotta catch the sun at just the right time. We also have a little group of waterfalls on campus at work that I absolutely love to go and sit by. It just makes me feel peaceful.

Whatever happened to... bathroom privacy. I haven't peed in peace in years. Also, if you go into a public bathroom and there is one occupied stall and nine other empty ones, don't pick the stall right next to the occupied one! Back the fuck off, people! This is a common occurrence at work and it pisses me off every time.

So what if I... signed up months ago to run a half marathon nine hours away from where I live. I don't need to train for it. Pshaw. As NerkyMeg would say, "shit bitch, you is fine".

E! needs a reality show about... is there anything they haven't made a reality show about yet?

My go-to fast food meal is... burger and fries. Why else would I get fast food? To get chicken? Please.

You might not know that I... got to study in France for six weeks during college. One of the best experiences of my life, hands down. Not including the day I was super hungover and got conned into paying 100 francs (this was pre-Euro) for some guy to tie string around a piece of my hair.

The hottest quarterback in the NFL is... don't know, don't care. I don't watch football and neither does Jason so I have absolutely no frame of reference.

If I could... free myself from the belief that I need money to be able to do things to make me happy, I would be a lot happier.

My personality is awesome because... I'm like a ninja. I'm the silent friend that sneaks up on you when you weren't expecting it.

Twerking is... just another weird fad. I'm sure it will go the way of the Macarena eventually.

I think it is super gross when... This is a tough one for me. Not a lot of things gross me out, but I really don't like disembodied eyeballs. Yuck. Or the thought of a bug laying eggs in my ear really skeeves me out. Creepy stuff like that get to me.

Someone needs to tell Miley Cyrus... lose the bears. They are weirding people out.

That's all I've got for today, hopefully I can finally win one of those gift cards. Happy Wednesday!


  1. I don't think Miley's freaking people out is limited to the bears...
    thanks for linking with us!

  2. Youre hilarious :) And I agree, a bug laying anything in any extremedy is disgusting :) and i started locking the bathroom door about 6 months was out of control :)

  3. I love some sunshine too!! I had no idea you and Jason weren't football people, but he is kind of hipster. ;)

  4. I love the sun too! It always makes me feel better! And hello, wtf happened to bathroom privacy! I swear my kids can be outside and the moment I think about going, THEY KNOW!! And public restroom....Ahhhhh!! Is it the whole safety in numbers thing, for some??? Like when you are at the movies and the WHOLE place is empty and some jackass sits right by you, in the same row! Ok I am done now. :)

  5. Alone time in the bathroom? What is that?? I do lock the door now, because I was sick of everyone walking in on me. Why is it that the kids need something right at the time I'm in there?

  6. My coworkers talk across the stalls in the bathroom. I'm minding my own damn business peeing and I have to answer questions about TPS reports. Fuck off people, give me 5 damn minutes.